When the universe hands you a wedding sermon with a side of shade, you respond with flair. That’s exactly what Davido did at his white wedding to Chioma in Miami, and the internet isn’t ready for this level of playful brilliance.
During the vows, one of the officiating pastors paused with a perfectly delivered dose of raw honesty. “Davido,” he said, “I remember your song… ‘I’m unavailable.’ There are many women in your band who will continue to post your pictures, even sleep with them under their pillows. Please tell them you are no longer available.”
Davido? He didn’t skip a beat. With charisma turned up to eleven, he reposted the clip to his IG Story with the caption: “Clear road!! I mount.” Mic drop, one poetic Instagram story at a time.
Now, this wasn’t just a joke. It was a statement of intent, wrapped in humor. The #Unavailable crooner made sure the world knew: he’s off the market, and he’s marrying his best friend, Chioma.
And speaking of Chioma her vows hit like a heartbeat. She called Davido her “love, best friend, and calm in the storm.” He returned the message beautifully:
“You walk into my life quietly and became its loudest… you saw the real me, and you still chose me.”
In an era where celebrity weddings usually come with filters and PR scripts, Davido and Chioma served something more authentic vows, jokes, and joy. If love had a laugh track, theirs would be headline-worthy.
Now, who’s living rent-free in Chioma’s head? Spoiler: It’s not any other woman.
